imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
IRENE. NEXT TIME WE GET TOGETHER, WE ARE FILMING THIS.
HIMYM AU: Inspired by a submission at betterhimymendings
"Ted has Alzheimer’s and that’s why he showed up to Robin’s house with the blue French horn, he thought it was the year 2005. Robin calls Tracy to come pick him up, Ted does this every couple of nights." (By Anonymous)
Reblogging again because I can’t get over how perfect this is and omg when I sent in that better ending I didn’t expect it to be so popular and sad
I will try to make this my last HIMYM post, I promise. Unless something like this comes up on my dash again. But this…this is a true-to-life, decidedly non-fairly tale, sometimes things don’t work out like you planned-typed ending that wouldn’t have ruined the story being told for Robin and Ted from season 3 onward and the dreams and life paths that had been established for them from the first episode of the series onward. And I love it. But it’s brutal, jeez.
These are gold.
Bought facial cleansing cloths so I wouldn’t have to actually wash my face at the end of the day
Rinsed clothing in the bathtub as opposed to going to the laundromat
And…others. I must learn from these young masters.