nbchannibal:

Hannibal: He’s had a mild seizure.
Dr. Gideon: That doesn’t seem to bother you.
Hannibal:
Dr. Gideon:
Hannibal:
Dr. Gideon:
Hannibal: I said it was mild.

That awkward moment when this is actually an exact quote from the show.

foodfuckery:

Churro Bites

Recipe

fragmentsofmysanity:

these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.

they’re little, and no ears- but still good. still good, yeah.

thefrogman:

Junior Scientist Power Hour
By Abby Howard [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

boehner-trollololll:

thenamegarden:

You have six children. Three girls and three boys. 

The girls’ first names are nature related, middle names are the common girl names from 2011.
Girl First Names: Autumn, Sunshine, Brooke, Summer, Jasmine, Rosemarie, Aurora, Sage, Zoe, Willow, Violet, Rose, Olivia, Rio, Luna.
Girl Middle Names: Sophia, Isabella, Emma, Ava, Emily, Abigail, Madison, Mia, Chloe, Elizabeth, Natalie, Grace, Brooklyn, Alexa, Samantha

The boys’ first name are the common boy names from 2011, middle names are your choice.
Boy First Names: Jacob, Mason, William, Jayden, Noah, Michael, Ethan, Alexander, Aiden, Daniel, Anthony, Matthew, Elijah, Joshua, Liam
Boy Middle Names: YOUR choice, pick any middle name you want.

Mine would be:

• Autumn Isabella
• Willow Grace
• Olivia Chloe
• Noah Jackson
• Elijah Thomas
• Aiden James

Mine would be:

• Luna Sophia
• Aurora Elizabeth
• Autumn Grace
• Aiden James
• Liam Richard
• Anthony Charles

Why not?

• Aurora Abigail
• Willow Madison
• Luna Elizabeth
• Daniel Johnson
• Anthony Blake
• Liam Michael

calivinett:

frosty-butt:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

THAT BOY IN THE THIRD GIF OMFG

Doorstop. Wat.

Some of these <i>are</i> parodies, right? The kid’s tongue, I mean. And DOORSTOP.

boehner-trollololll:

say it with me now

emotional

abuse

is

still

abuse

do not fucking tell me someone with abusive parents “had it easy” just because the abuse wasn’t physical or sexual

just don’t

YES YES YES X INFINITY!

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

For many people, their hopes of getting to work on time were toast.

newsweek:

PSA: Help victims of the tornadoes in Oklahoma by donating $10 to the Red Cross. Text REDCROSS to 90999, or visit redcross.org.