GUYS. GUYS. I JUST HAD AN IDEA. GO TO A WATER PARK WITH ONE THOSE WATER SLIDES WHERE YOU STAND ON A FLOOR THAT DROPS OUT FROM UNDER YOU AND PLUNGES YOU STRAIGHT DOWN. JUST AS THEY START COUNTING DOWN, LOOK AT THE OPERATOR AND SAY “PULL THE LEVER, KRONK.” THEN SCREAM “WRONG LEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” ALL THE WAY DOWN.
BONUS POINTS: GET THE PERSON AFTER YOU TO MUTTER “WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER?” RIGHT AFTER.
"Hi, my name is Caitlin and I live vicariously through fictional television characters"
"Hi, my name is Caitlin and I spend more time online in a day than I probably should in a week"
"Hi, my name is Caitlin and I want to name any future children after Harry Potter and Shakespeare characters. After getting quotes from both tattooed on my shoulders"
"Hi, my name is Caitlin, and what, you wanted me to have something interesting to say about myself? LOLOL"
"Hi, my name is…wait, where are you going?"